WHAT WE DID, WHAT YOU SAID, WHAT HE ATE...
A bar food extravaganza.
I initially rooted against this burger because it's too damned confident. I like my food insecure. All other burgers were now underdogs in this battle of regular food vs. "HEY LOOK AT ME" food.
"The playing adult steps sideward into another reality..." - Erik H. Erikson
Ben ordered 80 lbs of crawfish. We didn't know what we were doing, BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER CAUSE NOW WE'RE THE BEST CRAWFISH BOILERS IN THE WORLD.
"Anybody else in here eating three burgers? Nope. Just us. "
"You couldn't work here with those glasses.""They would let me work here if it was 1995."
"THIS PLACE IS AWESOME" -- All in attendance
"HEY BREAD" -- J*ff forgets B*n's name. Calls him bread.
Yikes. What do we do when we have a bad meal? Do we still talk through the details? Or maybe make up a fake restaurant and a fake recipe that captures the essence of what we consumed? Sure, let's try that:
Smothered steaks are for CLOSERS.
"HE COVERED HIMSELF WITH GLORY AND GRAVY EVERY MINUTE." -- MFK FISHER